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in case that was ANY doubt i have t3h gheyz, I know all the names of the guys in my spanish class...and only 2 of the girls. And one of them is only because she's hard to work with. Meh.
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| doomed to be single |
[18 Jan 2009|02:43am] |
This is why I don't date....
Picture it. Gay.com. 3am. A guy actually messages me. I'm excited. Then I read his profile.
"I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS VEARY GOOD. TO THERE MAN."
ugh. Why can't articulate smart guys ever seem to be interested?
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| the passing of an era |
[12 Nov 2008|10:52am] |
My grandfather's older sister Louise passed away at 97 today. Its hard to be sad, because she was sick, was very forgetful and had no joy in life anymore, but I've lost yet another link to my childhood; and my family has lost another link to its roots. Just to give an idea: Louise's grandmother was born in 1828. Louise remembered her very well, as she was taken care of at home at the end of her life when Louise was a young teenager. Tracing this back meanst that up until 11/11/2008, I could have gone and talked to my aunt, and asked her about her grandmother, and received an answer...about a woman who was 33 years old when the American Civil War started. I was literally 1 person removed from someone who could remember when Martin Van Buren was elected President of the US. That's just irreplaceable, personal feelings aside.
On the bright side, it looks like her older brother Alexander, who is 98, will make it to 100...he's only got 14 more months to go. Heh.
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| Why i love t3h ghey chat |
[31 Oct 2008|07:54pm] |
Observed tonight in Gay.com....
kyle: anyone know how to pick a lock on a penis chasity
goaly: no but i'm sure u will tell us
roughbear: with bolt cutters
roughbear :or an acetylene torch
kyle: i dont have any i have to wear this stupi thing all weeked
goaly: ahh
kyle: these things suck!
MidMichiganMan: or not in this case
kyle: or not in this case?
LOLOLOLOL
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| whew. |
[15 Sep 2008|02:34am] |
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Dear Self:
By your diligent 9 hour study session, you have moved about a foot away from the brink of academic fuckup-ery. Since in your inifinte wisdom you realized you were ON a brink, which indeed has been a problem in the past, I congratulate me. However, the fact that it took you three weeks of class to get to a brink really ought to be a clue. Yes, you were semi-sick in the middle of a week, but for realz, was making some flashcards such a big deal? How about, it wasn't. So now you have a day's respite before you move toward that brink again. Use it wisely, and perhaps you can move further from the edge and get your ass out of the depression that is tending toward a hole, mixed metaphors permitting.
Love and kisses,
Me.
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| well then |
[31 Aug 2008|02:43am] |
in case there was any question, 44$ of alcohol gets me VERY drunk. And by VERY, i mean VERY. Whew.
happy birfday to me!
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| oh the huge manatee |
[24 Aug 2008|02:57am] |
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And now some dickfaced assfucker looted the garage and stole Erica's hand-pedal tricycle. For what reason? it was the smallest bike there in terms of metal for scrap; it's too specialized for a non-professional to fix given the condition it was last in (all plastics melted and burned); and it was U-locked, making it pretty much useless. Christ on a cracker. If stupid people died en masse, the population would crash. SRSLY.
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[23 Aug 2008|07:25am] |
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So, someone torched our neighbor's garage, and ours, being right next door, caught as well. I lost my two working bikes, my non-working frame, some tools, and my car paint. Erica lost the south wall of the garage, the new roofing that was put on less than two months ago, both garage doors and her hand-pedal tricycle. We also lost the storms and screens to turn our porch into an enclosed space. Luckily we did not lose the wood that was in the north bay of the garage, because the wall prevented the fire from spreading completely to that side. I'm stunnificated.
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| zomg, an entry relating to Magic! |
[18 Jul 2008|05:37pm] |
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Magicthegathering.com's question of the day, for july 11:
Q: I noticed that on the spoiler text for Call the Skybreaker it says "every orison". Is that a typo or is it really supposed to be orison...whatever that means?
–Dan, Windsor, ON, Canada  A: From Doug Beyer, Magic Creative Writer:
Thanks for your question, Dan. An orison is a word that means "petition to a deity or higher spirit." It's essentially a prayer, but with a slightly less traditionally religious connotation. The Skybreaker hears the pleas of victims of dark beings all across the plane of Shadowmoor, and as you cast the spell again and again, it comes to the aid of every one of them.
Gosh, maybe you ought to learn what a DICTIONARY is for, Dan the Dumbass. In fact, maybe you should quit living in Canada, and cross the river and live in Detroit, so you can claim to be as stupid as most AMURRIKINS are today.
WTF.
I mean, I know my vocabulary is not average, but for realz. I knew what orison meant, and even if I hadn't, the intarwebz will teach you many things you don't know.
SRSLY.
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| i can haz gud gradez? |
[27 May 2008|01:16pm] |
Ugh. Apprently after taking precalc twice previous, i get it now...since i scored a 97/100 on my first exam. Go me!
If only i had understood this well back in august of 07......
At least i'm told that if i pass precalc with real understanding, calc 1 is "easy"...which is kind of good to know since i'm scheduled to take that second half of summer session.
I can haz math skilz?
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| oh snaps. |
[01 May 2008|11:29pm] |
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YAY, i'm done with spring semester 08. IF i am lucky, i'll get a 4.0 in semantics, a 4.0 in ISB, a 3.0 in ISB lab, and ...a 1.0 in precalc :( ah well. if i'm not lucky, i'll get half a point less in all those classes, which will suck. *Shrug*. Its not meant that i should graduate cum laude, i guess.
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[25 Feb 2008|02:34am] |
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High fructose corn syrup is worse than t3h debbil! Which is why I am so pleased that i was able to go to Meijer, and buy snacky-snacks and other assorted not-really-good-for-yous and was able to buy things that didn't have any HFCS in it. In fact, the only thing I bought that might have it is the low-cost bulk candy, and I wasn't expecting to get sugar in those. Please folks, if there's a meijer in your area, try to buy their Organics line. Everything i've eaten from the Organics lineup has been extremely good and only costs a little bit more, and supporting their brand shows that people WANT food made w/out pesticides and HFCS and are willing to pay for it. Tonight I bought the organic Raisin Bran cereal, and I'll bet its giong to taste like the rasin bran i ate when i was but a wee lad at my Aunt Marianne's knee (it was her favorite) which was before the HFCS bullshit was in high swing. The organic Chipsters Chocolate Chip Cookies....DIVINE.
I've been trying really hard lately to avoid HFCS even if i've not been doing any other food changes, and i've actually, without trying, probably dropped 7-8 pounds, enough so that my suitcoat was buttonable when I had my concert last thursday. Not sure if my friends more versed in logic will see this as a correlation causation fallacy, but I can't help but think there's a connection, since i literally have not done anything else to change how I eat, such as a) not eating out b) not eating junk food c) exercising d) blah blah e) blah blahdidy blah bliddy blah...etc. Who knows? only the shadow knows.
I like to sing-a! about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a!
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| oh how i has them |
[25 Dec 2007|07:42pm] |
I've got a serious case of teh gheyz. If there was ever any doubt, i was holiday shopping with friends. Stopped in Old Navy and tried on a garment. When I bumped into E again in the bookstore, this proceeded to fall out of my mouth:
"I just tried on the most absolutely fabu--h-h-u-gu--hahahahah!".
I began laughing so hard, because what i was about to say was "absolutely fabulous cashmere sweater." With a straight face. Spontaneously.
Thank god I acutally caught myself before actually finishing the sentence.
I'm not gay, I'm THE gay.
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| i can has lottery ticket? |
[19 Dec 2007|12:18pm] |
This falls firmly into the category of "Things I never thought I would say, but now have..."
"I had to take the Benz last night, since the Lincoln was in the shop."
heh.
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| this is why i love my frenz... |
[18 Dec 2007|12:44am] |
[00:42] solomoxen: i'm defying death here
[00:43] jamijo: oh?
[00:43] jamijo: howso?
[00:43] jamijo: Using the OVEN OF DOOOOOOM?
[00:43] solomoxen: i'm cleaning the OVEN OF DOOOOOOM
[00:43] solomoxen: zomg
[00:43] solomoxen: did we just do that?
[00:44] jamijo: i don't know, I'm laughing too hard to tell.
[00:44] jamijo: ... ... ... we used the same number of Os
[00:44] solomoxen: same number of os
[00:44] solomoxen: !!!!!
[00:44] jamijo: that's FREEEEEAKY
[00:44] solomoxen: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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