Derrick

ITS A BIRFDAY

2009-02-15T04:48:01Z

Happy Birthday, suitboyskin !

more proof

2009-02-03T01:54:11Z

in case that was ANY doubt i have t3h gheyz, I know all the names of the guys in my spanish class...and only 2 of the girls. And one of them is only because she's hard to work with. Meh.

doomed to be single

2009-01-18T07:44:52Z

This is why I don't date....
Picture it. Gay.com. 3am. A guy actually messages me. I'm excited. Then I read his profile.

"I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS VEARY GOOD. TO THERE MAN."

ugh. Why can't articulate smart guys ever seem to be interested?

is good! i swear.

2009-01-14T04:32:57Z

Well done, and funny too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo&feature=related

I Has a Funniez!

2008-12-04T00:45:40Z

SRSLY??? SO worth watching.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0cf508ff8/prop-8-the-musical-starring-jack-black-john-c-reilly-and-many-more-from-fod-team-jack-black-craig-robinson-john-c-reilly-and-rashida-jones

the passing of an era

2008-11-12T15:52:38Z

My grandfather's older sister Louise passed away at 97 today. Its hard to be sad, because she was sick, was very forgetful and had no joy in life anymore, but I've lost yet another link to my childhood; and my family has lost another link to its roots. Just to give an idea: Louise's grandmother was born in 1828. Louise remembered her very well, as she was taken care of at home at the end of her life when Louise was a young teenager. Tracing this back meanst that up until 11/11/2008, I could have gone and talked to my aunt, and asked her about her grandmother, and received an answer...about a woman who was 33 years old when the American Civil War started. I was literally 1 person removed from someone who could remember when Martin Van Buren was elected President of the US. That's just irreplaceable, personal feelings aside.

On the bright side, it looks like her older brother Alexander, who is 98, will make it to 100...he's only got 14 more months to go. Heh.

Why i love t3h ghey chat

2008-10-31T23:54:06Z

Observed tonight in Gay.com....

kyle: anyone know how to pick a lock on a penis chasity
goaly: no but i'm sure u will tell us
roughbear: with bolt cutters
roughbear :or an acetylene torch
kyle: i dont have any i have to wear this stupi thing all weeked
goaly: ahh
kyle: these things suck!
MidMichiganMan: or not in this case
kyle: or not in this case?

LOLOLOLOL

whew.

2008-09-15T06:34:13Z

Dear Self:

By your diligent 9 hour study session, you have moved about a foot away from the brink of academic fuckup-ery. Since in your inifinte wisdom you realized you were ON a brink, which indeed has been a problem in the past, I congratulate me. However, the fact that it took you three weeks of class to get to a brink really ought to be a clue. Yes, you were semi-sick in the middle of a week, but for realz, was making some flashcards such a big deal? How about, it wasn't. So now you have a day's respite before you move toward that brink again. Use it wisely, and perhaps you can move further from the edge and get your ass out of the depression that is tending toward a hole, mixed metaphors permitting.

Love and kisses,

Me.

well then

2008-08-31T06:43:21Z

in case there was any question, 44$ of alcohol gets me VERY drunk. And by VERY, i mean VERY. Whew.

happy birfday to me!

angels in the architechture, spinning in infinity

2008-08-30T08:48:20Z

What happens when the hub has no spokes?

oh the huge manatee

2008-08-24T06:57:27Z

And now some dickfaced assfucker looted the garage and stole Erica's hand-pedal tricycle. For what reason? it was the smallest bike there in terms of metal for scrap; it's too specialized for a non-professional to fix given the condition it was last in (all plastics melted and burned); and it was U-locked, making it pretty much useless. Christ on a cracker. If stupid people died en masse, the population would crash. SRSLY.

disco inferno

2008-08-23T11:25:29Z

So, someone torched our neighbor's garage, and ours, being right next door, caught as well. I lost my two working bikes, my non-working frame, some tools, and my car paint. Erica lost the south wall of the garage, the new roofing that was put on less than two months ago, both garage doors and her hand-pedal tricycle. We also lost the storms and screens to turn our porch into an enclosed space. Luckily we did not lose the wood that was in the north bay of the garage, because the wall prevented the fire from spreading completely to that side. I'm stunnificated.

zomg, an entry relating to Magic!

2008-07-18T21:37:04Z

Magicthegathering.com's question of the day, for july 11:

Q: I noticed that on the spoiler text for Call the Skybreaker it says "every orison". Is that a typo or is it really supposed to be orison...whatever that means?
–Dan, Windsor, ON, Canada

A: From Doug Beyer, Magic Creative Writer:

Thanks for your question, Dan. An orison is a word that means "petition to a deity or higher spirit." It's essentially a prayer, but with a slightly less traditionally religious connotation. The Skybreaker hears the pleas of victims of dark beings all across the plane of Shadowmoor, and as you cast the spell again and again, it comes to the aid of every one of them.

Gosh, maybe you ought to learn what a DICTIONARY is for, Dan the Dumbass. In fact, maybe you should quit living in Canada, and cross the river and live in Detroit, so you can claim to be as stupid as most AMURRIKINS are today.

WTF.

I mean, I know my vocabulary is not average, but for realz. I knew what orison meant, and even if I hadn't, the intarwebz will teach you many things you don't know.

SRSLY.

i can haz gud gradez?

2008-05-27T17:16:12Z

Ugh. Apprently after taking precalc twice previous, i get it now...since i scored a 97/100 on my first exam. Go me!

If only i had understood this well back in august of 07......

At least i'm told that if i pass precalc with real understanding, calc 1 is "easy"...which is kind of good to know since i'm scheduled to take that second half of summer session.

I can haz math skilz?

oh snaps.

2008-05-02T03:29:09Z

YAY, i'm done with spring semester 08. IF i am lucky, i'll get a 4.0 in semantics, a 4.0 in ISB, a 3.0 in ISB lab, and ...a 1.0 in precalc :( ah well. if i'm not lucky, i'll get half a point less in all those classes, which will suck. *Shrug*. Its not meant that i should graduate cum laude, i guess.

ROFFLE COPTER

2008-03-10T08:17:26Z

This picture blew up in my face like a WTFBomb.

SRSLY..WTF??????????

http://incredimazing.com/page/Hong_Kong_Family_Planning_Dolls

Foodz

2008-02-25T07:34:51Z

High fructose corn syrup is worse than t3h debbil! Which is why I am so pleased that i was able to go to Meijer, and buy snacky-snacks and other assorted not-really-good-for-yous and was able to buy things that didn't have any HFCS in it. In fact, the only thing I bought that might have it is the low-cost bulk candy, and I wasn't expecting to get sugar in those. Please folks, if there's a meijer in your area, try to buy their Organics line. Everything i've eaten from the Organics lineup has been extremely good and only costs a little bit more, and supporting their brand shows that people WANT food made w/out pesticides and HFCS and are willing to pay for it. Tonight I bought the organic Raisin Bran cereal, and I'll bet its giong to taste like the rasin bran i ate when i was but a wee lad at my Aunt Marianne's knee (it was her favorite) which was before the HFCS bullshit was in high swing. The organic Chipsters Chocolate Chip Cookies....DIVINE.

I've been trying really hard lately to avoid HFCS even if i've not been doing any other food changes, and i've actually, without trying, probably dropped 7-8 pounds, enough so that my suitcoat was buttonable when I had my concert last thursday. Not sure if my friends more versed in logic will see this as a correlation causation fallacy, but I can't help but think there's a connection, since i literally have not done anything else to change how I eat, such as a) not eating out b) not eating junk food c) exercising d) blah blah e) blah blahdidy blah bliddy blah...etc. Who knows? only the shadow knows.

I like to sing-a! about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a!

oh how i has them

2007-12-26T00:46:29Z

I've got a serious case of teh gheyz. If there was ever any doubt, i was holiday shopping with friends. Stopped in Old Navy and tried on a garment. When I bumped into E again in the bookstore, this proceeded to fall out of my mouth:

"I just tried on the most absolutely fabu--h-h-u-gu--hahahahah!".

I began laughing so hard, because what i was about to say was "absolutely fabulous cashmere sweater." With a straight face. Spontaneously.
Thank god I acutally caught myself before actually finishing the sentence.

I'm not gay, I'm THE gay.

i can has lottery ticket?

2007-12-19T17:20:19Z

This falls firmly into the category of "Things I never thought I would say, but now have..."

"I had to take the Benz last night, since the Lincoln was in the shop."

heh.

this is why i love my frenz...

2007-12-18T05:47:42Z

[00:42] solomoxen: i'm defying death here
[00:43] jamijo: oh?
[00:43] jamijo: howso?
[00:43] jamijo: Using the OVEN OF DOOOOOOM?
[00:43] solomoxen: i'm cleaning the OVEN OF DOOOOOOM
[00:43] solomoxen: zomg
[00:43] solomoxen: did we just do that?
[00:44] jamijo: i don't know, I'm laughing too hard to tell.
[00:44] jamijo: ... ... ... we used the same number of Os
[00:44] solomoxen: same number of os
[00:44] solomoxen: !!!!!
[00:44] jamijo: that's FREEEEEAKY
[00:44] solomoxen: GET OUT OF MY HEAD

haha

2007-11-03T00:41:57Z

I lawled.

"Rimming is nothing but the back door of a blowjob."

Stunnification.

2007-10-30T16:23:27Z

There are no words to express this. None.

http://www.fresh99.com/meat-cake.htm

like the north wind

2007-10-26T11:40:42Z

This not being able to sleep when I need to crap blows. Faugh.

oh the things that we remember.

2007-10-21T00:10:41Z

Cabed Naeramarth

The Leap of Dreadful Doom.

Bennington College, 1994.

living history

2007-10-17T19:50:35Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansenism

The effect on Jansenism in my own family:

My mother's cousin dies because her ovarian tumor is assumed to be an illigitmate and sinful shamful pregnancy, until it was too late to save her by operation.
My great-aunt dies of uterine cancer because the thought of allowing a doctor (all male at the time, of course) to look up her vagina was unthinkable.
Another great-aunt has a child out of wedlock and puts him up for adoption without ever telling anyone until 40 years later, the child was put into the catholic orphanages that later became the focus of the Duplessis Orphans scandal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duplessis_Orphans) wherein catholic clergy abused and neglected children because taking proper care of them would have reduced the amount of state funds the orphanages would have been able to siphon off for corrupt adminstrators.

This Canada class is awesome.